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April Fool's Day Wine Jokes
By: Braylon M Medvec
Posted: Apr. 01, 2013

[Credit: Laughing by barry.pausman]

 

Everyone knows with April Fool’s comes jokes, tricks and most importantly laughter. I thought it was only necessary to keep this tradition alive among the wine drinking community. So hopefully these quick jokes put a smile on your face (hopefully while enjoying a glass of wine). 

 

The Brown Bag of Wine

 

A businesswoman was driving home from a convention in New Mexico when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road.

 

As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like a ride.

 

With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into the car.

 

Resuming the journey, the businesswoman tried to make a bit of small talk with the Navajo woman, but the old lady just sat silently, looking intently at everything she saw, studying every little detail. Finally, she noticed a brown bag on the seat next to Karen.

 

"What's in the bag?" asked the Navajo woman.

 

The businesswoman looked down at the brown bag and said, "It's a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband."

 

The Navajo woman was silent for another moment or two. Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, she said:

"Good trade..."

 

-Huffingtonpost.com

 

 

A Midnight Pullover

 

The policeman signals to a car driver to pull over to the side of the road, due to the fact that he appears to be driving erratically. He says to the driver, "You appear to have been drinking!"

The driver answers, "No sir, I am just tired."

The policeman looks into the car and notices that the driver is a priest! He also notices that there is an empty bottle on the floor. He says to the driver, "What is, or should I say was in this bottle?

The driver answers, "Water!"

The policeman says, "It is not, it's wine!"

The driver looks up to the heavens and says, "Oh Lord, you have done it again!"

 

-Anonymous

 

 

Dinner Guest

 

A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner. The woman took out her bill fold, extracted ten dollars and asked, “If I give you this money, will you buy some wine with it instead of dinner?”

 

“No, I had to stop drinking years ago,” the homeless woman replied.

 

“Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?” the woman asked.

 

“No, I don’t waste time shopping,” the homeless woman said. “I need to spend all my time

trying to stay alive.”

 

“Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?” the woman asked.

 

“Are you NUTS!” replied the homeless woman. “I haven’t had my hair done in
20 years!”

 

“Well,” said the woman, “I’m not going to give you the money. Instead, I’m going to take

you out for dinner with my hubby and myself tonight.”

 

The homeless woman was astounded. “Won’t your husband be furious with you for doing that?

I know I’m dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.”

 

The woman replied, “That’s okay. It’s important for him to see what a woman looks like

after she has given up shopping, hair appointments and wine.”

 

-Anonymous


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